GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains

Bonus: the original spaghetti pool, the 10, 000 most meaningful utterances computer-guaranteed at least 70% meaningful of the FSM! ANOTHER Bonus: HOW TO BE A SPAGHETTIGRAM PSYCHIC! Used book in Good Condition. The quatrains consist of 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from "flying spaghetti monster" Himself.

Jon smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. The astonishing truth of this epic masterpiece is that each line comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated by human hands and fingers. Ponder the timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion.

Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. There's more: how to study and meditate; The impediments of anger and passion; and The stirring story of the Quatrain's hero, "Piggy. Revealed: the astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism.


The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Simon, Ph. D. Still others are drawn to the church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

According to church founder bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can i get a “ramen” from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM, today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion.

Read the book and decide for yourself! Paperback. 166 pages. Pastafarians? some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage. Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Do not be hypocritical.

What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a. K. A. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.

The Pocket Pastafarian Quatrains

166 pages. Large print / large margin edition for easy reading in dark places. Here is a pocket version of the epic poem of the eternal struggle for enlightenment, the Pastafarian Quatrains. 128 spaghettigrams anagrams of "Flying Spaghetti Monster" are presented without historical introduction or commentary.

To encourage schoolroom use, this text is offered at a reduced price, with ABSOLUTELY NO PROFIT TO THE AUTHOR. Paperback. The portable hip pocket format is ideal for contemplation on-the-go.

Pinsanity Flying Spaghetti Monster Lapel Pin

Paperback. Zinc metal in antique gold-colored finish. All hail the flying spaghetti monster! wear this custom, high quality lapel pin with pride and show the world your love and devotion to this most fabulous of fabled deities! Or, give this to a friend to help provide that uplifting moral and emotional fortitude that can only come with a meatball infused god.

166 pages. 4. 5mm thick. Custom 3D Lapel Pin. Two pin backs with rubber clutch attachment. 1. 5".

Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

He rears his head at an archeological dig in a desert wasteland and dines with a horde of food demons in Hell. Browne, mykle hansen, Cody Goodfellow, Kevin L. Paperback. He is a just god, but only if you compliment his vodka sauce. Enjoy with Italian food and a side of Darwinism. Featuring stories by john Skipp, Kate Bernheimer, Stephen Graham Jones, S.

G. He rescues pirates, authors, and prisoners from the cold hand of death while banishing children to suffering and starvation. 1. 5". 4. 5mm thick. Like an all-spaghetti evening of adult Swim, Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show you the many realms of His Noodly Appendage. Zinc metal in antique gold-colored finish.

Donihe, jeffrey thomas, Kelli Owen, Bradley Sands, and many more.166 pages. Custom 3D Lapel Pin. On the seventh day, "read me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, for I am good. In amazing stories, the flying spaghetti monster goes on trial to earn his godhood among a council of deities that includes Jehovah, the Buddha, Ganesh, Cthulhu, and Charlie Sheen.

The Books of Moses: For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity Volume 1 - Best God Damned Version - Holy Bible

4. 5mm thick. Zinc metal in antique gold-colored finish. Two pin backs with rubber clutch attachment. Custom 3D Lapel Pin. The books of moses - Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why. 1. 5". 166 pages. Paperback.

GOD SPEAKS! The Flying Spaghetti Monster in his Own Words

Zinc metal in antique gold-colored finish. 4. 5mm thick. It is much more strange and sexually explicit. Paperback. 166 pages. 1. 5". Used book in Good Condition. With humor, god speaks! challenges us to go beyond superficial religiosity and look for deeper meaning. Prophecies on the end of the world & 10, 000 uncensored verses.

Two pin backs with rubber clutch attachment. Insight on sex, service, and cleanliness; the 7 deadly sins and other world religions. Jon smith's first effort of anagram scholarship into the meaning of the "FSM. Although this book is of historical interest, god speaks: the pastafaRIAN QUATRAINS, its updated version, offers a deeper and clearer insight into the true anagram message of the FSM.

God speaks! is Prof. Custom 3D Lapel Pin. Wisdom direct from the FSM's noodly lips.